Everyday
You see, I work by the water, in a rich tourist town. Every day I all these young women wearing tiny shorts.
Everyday I think to myself: That’s gotta to be it, they can’t get any smaller than that.
Everyday I discover I was wrong in that assumption. I suppose I should take this as a step away from our puritan roots and be happy. (Sorry to tell you America, but aside from extreme middle eastern countries…you are as sexually repressed as it gets).
I must admit, I often find it pleasant. But more and more, I find it’s actually starting to offend my sensibilities, and I find myself muttering “whatever happened to modesty?”
This is disturbing, in the extreme…less than two years ago I was a profound support of the Manga Small mini skirt being worn in real life.
Am I becoming more puritanical?
Or is it just that I’m finding any reason to hate tourists?
The world may never know
